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Help me make it through this wait. Tell me some funny stories or jokes. Need some laughs
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Over this game of waiting .. going to try out for kylie’s new bff heard it pays well
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Go to bed
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Tell him WMR will update any second now.
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I got one, how do you keep an a-hole in suspense?
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Ok, how about an observation. Some people need to know it’s “mine” not “mines”.
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I like that one @waiting
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Transmitting amended joke and punchline…
A man walks into a bar and sees a monkey hanging out on a pool table…
Please allow 21 days for processing, longer if your punchline is amended
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Status changed to punchline is still being processed error code 808
Joke was filed as dog but employer reports monkey.
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Heres one
ardiologist’s Funeral
A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral attended by fellow physicians, family members, friends…. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, “I’m sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral ….I’m a gynecologist.”
That’s when the proctologist fainted.
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Brilliant! @Canes10
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Canes. lol.
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The cold shoulder.
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Canes 10 that’s great
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What did the zombie get? Not his refund that’s for sure.
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A man walks into a bar and sees a dog on top of a pool table…
Sorry we aren’t processing your punchline due to to the path act, you’ll have to check hourly for an 846 punchline release code. You should get it by 2/27 but if you don’t let us know. You may get a 570 hold for further review to see if the punchline is correct, that can take an additional 45 days….
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What did the zombie get when he showed up at the dinner party late?
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