It’s a matter of illness…

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    Jason

      Folks, the last I heard (and this is from a very reputable source – an IRS agent who has it), is that the offices are seeing spikes in agents with the bird flu. Please, I don’t know if it’s an epidemic there or what? However, the guy I talked to upchucked eight or nine times during our conversation. All I could get out of him finally was… “You get your refund by Christmas I gotta go”. Then he upchucked again.

      So, sounds like a code 348 (irs refund delays due to bird flu). That’s the latest I know, folks. Please, don’t get angry at me. He said some agents had tough immune systems (which explains why a few have gotten their refunds on here). It all is coming together, now. Idk about you, but I could use the Christmas money when I get my refund. I have two kids to buy for. How about you? What will you use your refund when you get it at Christmas for?

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      • #4289053
        Nursenikki01

          Bird flu is a form of influenza. Just a different strand. Most strains of bird flu can not be passed to humans. A few can. But that much vomiting is not caused by bird flu. He may have a stomach virus, not doubting he is sick, but if there were an outbreak of bird flu everyone would know it.

        • #4288876
          Nathan
            @thesensibleguy

            Do you really get a kick out of being a bad troll?

          • #4289291
            redacted B

              Jason, I love your smart ass attitude and sarcasm. We could be great friends lol to bad we can’t have a beer.

            • #4289281
              2013taxpayer
                @2013taxpayer

                😂😂😂

              • #4289256
                Jason

                  Lance 2.0 (you must be from the future, man – totally awesome 2.0 dude!).

                  It’s not bullshi* that is the problem (although I do have an external hemorrhoid causing issues at the moment). It’s a bird flu epidemic at the IRS from what the agent told me. Can’t confirm, though. It does totally explain why all the IRS agents are acting wacko and hanging up on people. It’s not their fault. It’s gotten to their head (eats away at their brains and all). Really bad cases I’ve heard. However, been a lucky few with good immune systems who’ve been able to process returns. Others will get theirs at Christmas time, which isn’t that long from now really.

                  Btw, do the admin people have badges with all their power and authority? Always wondered that. Thanks in advance.

                • #4289241
                  Lance 2.0

                    Get admins on here to remove this BS

                  • #4288975
                    redacted B

                      Was it the bird flu? I was told it was due to violent, explosive diarrhea!

                    • #4288962
                      Matt Bishop

                        This is probably the most accurate reason. At least the guy wasnt lying to you. Our IRS is so genuine, its amazing.

                      • #4288925
                        Nursenikki01

                          Call bs

                        • #4288911
                          Return Drew

                            Smh.. when idiots have access to the internet. Such a lovely thing….

                          • #4288902
                            Jason

                              Ah, yes, the mini-humans. They may have to turn to shelters and such.

                              Folks, just to clarify, it’s Christmas of 2019/2020 the IRS agent said refunds will be fully issued. Not 2020/2021, lol. I bet I made your stomachs drop!

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                              kittyn
                                @kittyn

                                Tax refund at Christmas… I could almost be okay with that. Would be a hella pike for the mini-humans!

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