I am, literally, a Panther…

[Panther]

I’m black and part of the cat species. Actually, I’m a jaguar to be exact (since I’m in America).

My question is will I receive a refund even though I am not human? Thanks in advance. No rush as I’m getting ready to pounce on this deer I’ve been eyeing from a tree for about three hours. I’ll get him soon. Hungry as heck.

[Renee]

*MeOw*

[Randall]

@mike @gandy lmao

[Gandy]

Are you literally a panther or just identify as a panther?

[Mike]

If you have to ask, its a dude.

[Gandy]

@Randall
I agree the answer to your questions definitely sways the outcome.

[IGMR Admin]

Y’all have me cracking up.

[Randall]

Are you a man panther or a hot lady panther? lol

[Koka]

I’m sure your paws will be able to swipe your card verysoon.

I wonder if it would be hard to swipe with paws. I mean, fingers are ideal. But what if you’re a panther?

Beware of the zombie deer!

[discusser]

Great minds discuss ideas,
average minds discuss events,
small minds discuss panthers.

We discuss tax refunds…

[Panther]

@jimzzz

Oh man! I was starting to think nobody would answer me bc I’m really a panther. Thank you very much for helping me out with understanding my taxes this year. I ate three people this year (3 deductions) and I itemized all three too. Also, I ate 72 deer, too. Now, what’s the max amount of deer I can deduct. Is it still 50? Bc I was thinking of cheating this year and putting 90 since they’ve digested already.

I tried to get pounce on that deer last night, but it got away. I’m still hungry, so I’ll probably run to BK. Usually there’s parts of a Whooper in their trash can I can get by on til the 27th.

It’ll be tough not being able to pounce on people until then, though. Dang!
I love to bite people anywhere I can. I’ve bitten them everywhere and even at the mall just last week. Snuck in through the emergency exit. Got some guy in the as* at a Dippin Dots stand for his rainbow ice Dippin Dots. I love all the colors of that one. Took half his but cheek away. Idc bc I was hungry. He can live with half of an as*. I couldn’t go without Dippin Dots that day, man. You know the feeling of a day without Dippin Dots!!! Withdraw sets in and the rest is history. Ttys.

Panther

[Jimzzz]

Hi @Panther, I just wanted to clarify – while you won’t get a “return” like a human would, you WILL be allowed to bite whoever you want to for your hard work in 2018. Of course the soonest you can expect this privilege is February 27th due to the new PANTH Act.

As tempting as it may be, please refrain from calling our hotline or checking your status on our website more than once daily, as it could flag your return as fraudulent.

Hope this helps and enjoy you dinner!

[AJ]

Deer = New TV

[-_-]

Yikes

[Author]

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